JokesQuotes

QuoteMan is fully configurable so that y...

The Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition 1.9
All of the rules contained herein, except two, have been compiled from many hours of TV watching. ...

On-Line Joke Book 7.0
This is a collection of online jokes and stories. ...

Quote of the Day 3.0
This simple program provides you with a quote, tip or joke every time it is run. You can set it to start when your computer does, so you receive a new quote whenever you turn your computer on. ...

CussEm 1.0
CussEm is easy to use; if it were difficult, you would be cussing and not laughing.

The Gender Menu allows you to cuss at either a male or female. Whichever you choose, the Gender menu wi...

ZenMac 3.0
This program displays little sayings like the ones you might find in fortune cookies. If you place it in the Startup folder, you will be greeted with a new saying every time you turn on your Mac. ...

Fortune Cookie 2.1
Fortune Cookie is a simple program that provides bits of wisdom by clicking on a fortune cookie. In addition, you can add fortunes of your own by opening, in any text editor, the fortune.txt file loc...

Factoid 1.0.1
This program displays a box with bits of information that may or may not be of use to you. It offers three background choices: blue, green weave and a sort of varigated copper color. In addition, two...

Funny Bits From Your Talking Chips 1.0d1b
This program uses the Mac voices to tell jokes. When you open the program, a colorful circuit board appears with talking chips. The menu lets you choose random jokes, favorite jokes or certain types...

Rapt Quotes 3.8.5
This is a database of more than 11,000 famous quotes. It's designed for entering, sorting, editing, printing and finding famous quotations from some of the most fascinating people who have ever live...

Cookie 1.1
With this program, a cookie displays a quote, phrase or tip, along with an icon. It comes with several hundred phrases and more than one hundred icons. Plus, you can add to the library.

You g...

HeckleWorks Pro 4.0
This is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and real-time personality evaluation generator. Cut, copy and paste are fully supported.

The yell-continuously function generates a constant stream of he...

Final Excuse Pro 1.3
This program makes excuses for all kinds of transgressions. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets, subordinates, relatives, highly paid advisors and the G...

Faith Converter 2.0
This is a godsend for priests, vicars, rabbis and holy men of all descriptions. Preach next Sunday's sermon from the Vedas, Noble Eightfold Path, Torah or Das Kapital.

The program converts text...

BUshQuotes 1.0b5
This program displays random Bush quotes and plays audio recordings of some of the president's best quotes. ...

Pratchettes 2.0
This quote database has more than 4600 selections from all Terry Prachette's various works. ...

My Favorite Quotes 2.0
This is a quote database to which you can add new entries. You can then search through them and share them with others. The database contains a substantial number of quotes. ...